She is a charming woman, discreet and courteous—she dances in a manner that is uncanny and dreamlike, she stirs the hearts and genitalia of countless in awe of her majesty. Who should I compare her, this lovely woman, so blessed by the divine intelligence of nature herself, if not to a Siren—possessing an attraction so magnetic she destroys all who are not careful with her. The aimless ship and the clueless man often meet a similar fate. With her wondrous beauty and her hidden genius, she has the uncanny ability of emptying the entire contents of wallets without nary a word. Even better, one is left with the intoxicating feeling that she has done them a favor.